- Probably shouldn't be able to leave the house via conventional means.
- Might as well just wrap yourself in a bedsheet and be done with it.
- Shop over the internet. For everything.
Thursday, 8 March 2012
This is a truly-ruly sign outside a menswear store. I know the stereotypical German is a jolly portly fellow in ill-fitting britches but how can a store survive specialising only in sizes extra-extra large to extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra large?
Surely if you're large enough to wear octuple-extra large, you:
On the other hand, it might be some kinky German sex thing I don't understand - yet. Could I handle octuple-x-rated? Stay tuned to find out!
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