Thursday, 8 March 2012

Octuple X

This is a truly-ruly sign outside a menswear store. I know the stereotypical German is a jolly portly fellow in ill-fitting britches but how can a store survive specialising only in sizes extra-extra large to extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-extra large? 

Surely if you're large enough to wear octuple-extra large, you: 
  • Probably shouldn't be able to leave the house via conventional means.
  • Might as well just wrap yourself in a bedsheet and be done with it.
  • Shop over the internet. For everything. 

On the other hand, it might be some kinky German sex thing I don't understand - yet. Could I handle octuple-x-rated? Stay tuned to find out!

Or feel free to log off, really; just be sure to come back. Thanks.

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