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Not too long ago, when I was still young, Vicky and I were strolling through Kaiser's supermarket. (Yes, we shop like kings, dammit, like KINGS!). A few shops prior to that, we were also strolling through the aisles at Kaiser's when the following caught my eye:

also beer update

So it turns out the reason that the children's beer is so awful is because it is supposed to have a shot of woodruff or 'small schnapps glass of raspberry syrup' added per bottle. 

Children's booze!

These Germans have a range of beers for children:

Berliner Child-le White Beer

And it's alcoholic:

Only lightly alcoholic at 3.0%, sure, but that's fair enough. They're only small.

I bought a sixpack of the stuff in Prenzlauer Berg, which is the awesome suburb in which we live. It's also referred to as "pregnancy hill" due to the high proportion of little-uns waddling around everywhere. Truly, it is a parents' paradise.

In case you're wondering: it tastes rubbish. Of course.

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